For brevity, Dogs and Cats Go Hollywood will be usually be referred to as: The site or D&CGH.
FIRST, LET ME SAY:
THE KINDS OF STUFF D&CGH COLLECTS
Staff Member and Casual User Provided Information: You might provide certain personal information, like your name, nick name, things kids called you in school, email address, date of birth, details of your first date, credit card account, mailing address, and telephone number when you choose to participate in various activities on our site, such as uploading files, posting messages, filling out your Call Sheet, purchasing overpriced trinkets or sending us close up photos of your dog's nostrils. In addition to personal information, you might us provide non-personally identifiable information and content pertaining to your dog, such as breed, date of birth, photos and videos.
Passive Information Collection:
Like most websites, D&CGH automatically receives and records information on our server logs from your browser when you use D&CGH. We use a number of methods to collect this information, but we unconditionally declare that there is no intention to use any of it publicly without your permission. This stuff is basically used to help us diagnose problems with our servers, administer our site, gather anonymous traffic information about our users and prevent the bad guys from messing with us and you.
Facebook Information Collection:
If you log onto our site from Facebook you will be providing D&CGH access to certain information stored in your Facebook profile. We don't want, not will we use any of your Facebook profile without first asking you. On our site you will be able to share our content with your Facebook friends. We do not view or store lists of your friends, especially that one who always seems to be drunk. We also don't view or store any messages that you send to your friends.
HOW WE USE YOUR INFORMATION
Email Address: When you join D&CGH as a Staff Member or participate in any other other thing that requires registration, you have to provide a valid email address. We will only use this email address to contact you as part of the transaction process or for other fun things. If it isn't fun for you, we won't do it. We will not share your contact information with third parties unless you have specifically given us permission.
Your Name: When buying anything from Blatant Hucksterism (our site store) we will collect your full name during the checkout process to verify your credit card info. When signing up for a D&CGH Staff Membership or other services that require registration, you may also provide your name so that we can personalize all communications you receive from us. Duh.
Your Financial Information: When buying stuff from us we request credit card or other payment account information which is maintained in encrypted form on secure servers. We do not share this information with any third party except for those companies responsible for processing credit card transactions and a Nigerian who occasionally might want to notify you that he's holding your lottery winnings.
Your Passive Information: We use passively collected information to improve the user experience on our Site. That's it.
DON'T WANT IT?
D&CGH will let you to choose to not receive certain types of email from us, except those that are absolutely necessary. Emails will usually contain a link at the bottom providing you the option to say, “Leave me alone!”
DISCLOSURE OF YOUR INFORMATION
We will only drop a dime on you if the cops tell us to. Also, we'll blab we think someone is messing with us and we deem it necessary to protect ourselves and our services from fraud, abuse, or to generally cover our butt.
THIRD PARTY ADVERTISERS
We may allow other so-called third-party ad servers or ad networks like Google AdSense, to put advertisements within the site. If you click on them they automatically receive your IP address and other log file information. Such third-party companies may also use other technologies to measure the effectiveness of their advertisements and to personalize their advertising content. Some third-party companies, such as Google, may also use these cookies to serve ads to you based on your visit. We do not provide your personal information to these third-party ad servers without your consent.
THIRD PARTY SERVICES, LINKS TO OTHER WEBSITES
Our site may contain links (posted by D&CGH or other users) to websites and services provided by third parties. Any personal Information you provide on third-party sites or services is provided directly to that third party and is subject to that third party's policies governing privacy and security. We are not responsible for the content or privacy and security practices and policies of third-party sites or services. Duh # 2.
D&CGH uses reasonable safeguards to watch over the security of your personal information. However, because of those little hacker punks, we cannot warrant the security of any information you transmit to D&CGH and you do so at your own risk.
D&CGH does not knowingly collect any information from persons under the age of 13. However, be forewarned that if you are a minor and you tell us you have a crush on Becky Sandler, we will tease you about it.
USERS AND MEMBERS OUTSIDE THE USOur site is hosted in the United States. If you access our site from any country with laws or regulations that differ from ours, please be advised that you are transferring your personal information to the United States.